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Nelson Mandrilla
"What is gluten?"
Got an in-feasibly long tail and does not know how to use it. Studied the art of soup from John. Enjoys popping off arms and legs.
Mick Meat
"Special for you"
Always happily chopping away at his block. Chop, chop, chop, chopping merrily. Waht he's chopping is highly suspicious.
Chicky Meat
"Hello, you want noodle?"
Married to Mick Meat, loves noodles of all kinds. Hates vegan scum. She sees everything.
John
"Want soup? I give you special fuckin soup, eh"
Don't make him angry
Dirty Dave
"Fuck this! Can't be arsed."
He's a dirty bastard and a filthy fucker. Constantly scratching and picking at skin and scabs. Rubbing snot up his sleeves and scratching his arse crack like no one is watching.
Manfreed Freemanson
"Peas, rice and a dumplin riddim"
He's a Rasta and don't like Babylon fuckery.
Swamp Ass Johnson
"Where is my talcum powder"
Don't live in a swamp and is not dirty
Hog Boy
"Hedgehogs are welcome here"
Lactose tolerant and but hates bread and milk, all his mates are dead.
Hugh Jend
"Hedgehogs are welcome here"
Lactose tolerant and but hates bread and milk, all his mates are dead.
